German puns, flights

Q: Did Herr Beethoven write ten symphonies?
A: Nein. - Means "No," but sounds like "nine" (9)

Q: According to Sigmund Freud, what comes between fear and sex?
A: Fünf.

Before the Battle of Normandy, two German spies have infiltrated theAllied Headquarters.
Before they can retire and radio to Berlin, theyhave to attend the officers's cocktail.
One of the two spies goes tothe barman and asks, in perfect English:"Two whiskies, please."
"Dry?"
"Nein, zwei!"

Flight: Cleveland to Washington DC Traveler name: Alexandra Evans Cleveland to Washington DC 7/24/07 6:55 pm - 8:12 pmContinental

Flug 1:

Mo 30 Juli 07

Leave 17:18
Mo Washington, USA

Arrive 31 Juli 07 07:10 Di Terminal 1, Frankfurt, Deutschland
Duration Flugdauer: 07:52 United Airlines (UA 916) Flugzeugtyp - 744Economy (Sondertarife)

Flug 2:

Mi 07 November 07

Leave 22:30 Mi Terminal 1, Frankfurt" (FRA), Frankfurt, Deutschland

Arrive 09:50 Do Terminal A, Johannesburg, SüdafrikaDuration Flugdauer: 10:20 Lufthansa (LH 572) Flugzeugtyp - 744 Economy(Sondertarife)

Flug 3:

Mi 19 Dezember 07, 2 Stopp(s)Leave18:15 Mi Terminal A, Johannesburg International" (JNB),Johannesburg, SüdafrikaArrive 06:00 Do Washington, USADuration

Flugdauer: 22:34 United Airlines (UA 4591) Flugzeugtyp - 346Ausgeführt von South African Airways Economy (Sondertarife) 06:00, Do - 08:30, Do -Dauer des Zwischenstopps: 2h30Leave 08:30

Do Washington, USAArrive 09:49 Do Cleveland, USA Flugdauer: 22:34 United Airlines (UA 7159) Flugzeugtyp - CRJ Economy(Sondertarife)